Floaty is sending in some information from Air Traffic Mike Heavy Industries, LLC. (the official social thinktank of Air Traffic Mike)!!!!!!!!!!
Yo Floaty, what do you have for us?
"Mike, this product will revolutionize the way the "pick up process" works in night clubs, strip clubs, and at outdoor festivals. I might add it is just in time for the Beale Street Music Festival and the other Memphis In May festivities."
Really Floaty? What product could possibly cover such a diverse range of social gatherings and still be relevant to the interaction between men and women?
"Well ATM, just a little background on it."
Okay Floaty, I guess some background as to the product is a good idea.
"Okay. ATM have you ever been given a counterfit bill in change?"
Yeah, as a matter of fact Floaty, I almost got a phony ten dollar bill back over in West Memphis a couple of years ago at a gas station. It didn't feel right. The clerk took it back and notified the manager. Why?
"Stay with me here ATM. Okay so what did the manager do?"
He took out one of those funny little marker things and swiped it on the bill.
"And then what happened?."
The stripe it left behind showed it to be a fake bill.
Okay Floaty, I'm not making the connection here.
"Okay Mike, have you ever stared at a woman's breasts?"
Of course I have. Every one of us has at one time or the other. Why?
"Ever wonder if they're real or not?."
Yeah. Sometimes it is hard to tell.
"Well ATM, the boys over in R&D have solved that problem."
You're kidding me?
"Nope. Here, you're the first one to have one of these babies."
Is this what I think it is?
Yeah, its a marker pen. The ink can sense a saline or silicone fill from up to one foot away. If it senses a loaded tit, it changes color, letting you know she's had a boob job."
Kewel! Do we have a name for it yet?
"Yeah and you can thank Pope VinnyLXIX."
WTF was Vinny doing over in R&D?
"Just trying to prevent a *sinking*."
Vinny doesn't like to *sink* anybody if he doesn't have to.
"Yeah, its bad for morale, but tithing is still down."
Okay, so what did he name it?
I love it!!!!!!
"Yeah, it works well for marketing."
Excellent. When will marketing have the packaging ready for beta testing?
"Tomorrow or Saturday at the latest."
Remind me late to put a little something extra in Vinny's "Tithing" envlope later on this week Floaty. Got anything else?
"Just a favor to ask. Can we make this a half day holiday?"
For quality work like that we can. Great idea. You go tell the boys, and I'll shut down the office.
No problemo your Floatness.
Later taters. Its an official half day.
Air Traffic Mike, ret.
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