Yeah, like I really have time for Christmas cards. I run out of time in the day half an hour before I get up.
I didn't think there was ANY way I'd be able to get my holiday message out.
Then it struck me. I have technology on my side.
I decided I'd have my official Christmas greeting done online.
You know, some days I'm a real genius.
I'll be sure to let you know when I have one of those days again, okay?
When I'm not having one of those days I rely heavily upon the gang over at Air Traffic Mike Heavy Industries, LLC. (the official social think tank of Air Traffic Mike).
I delegated the task to them.
Pope Vinny LXIX is the point man on the gig. He's on his way over to drop off the the project. He mentioned on the phone that him and the gang were able to make it tasteful AND a source of holiday income through marketing.
Speak of the devil, here he is now.
Yo Vinny, how's it hanging?
"How ya doin'?"
Hey Vinny, don't Christmas and marketing go together like Jesus and Wall Street?
"Don' worry aboud it, capiche?"
Are you sure your Popeness?
So what kind of business am I pimping?
"Um,....er....oh yeah...it's uh RK's Cafe'.
RK's Cafe'? Never heard of them. They on the up and up?
"Would da Pope evah steer ya's wrong?."
Well Vinny, there WAS that one time you....
"EH, eh EH!!!!!! We'll have none of dat. Dat wuzz a long time ago. I've gone clean, capiche?"
Okay Vin, I'll take you at your word.
"By da way, dis one's on us guys. It's our Chrstmassy ting frum us, ta you."
Damn it Vinny I'm getting choked up here. You guys are the best. I'm going to have to at least give all y'all a raise.
"Meh, times is tuff ATM. Us guys at da choich have had to back off the number of *sinkings*. If we can't take more from dem bastards in da flock, we can't take more from you."
Well gee Pope Vinny, that's really kind of you and the gang. Are you sure I can't offer you guys a raise or something?
"Fuhgeddaboudit. I gots ta run ATM."
There goes a true man of God.
Well then, without further ado, my official Christmas greetings to one and all for 2009. Just click right here.
Until the next time, all y'all take care of yourselves.
I'll be busy in the meantime writing crib notes for my next Confession.
Air Traffic Mike, ret.
(Note: Link to roadkill cafe' for parody's sake only. Air Traffic Mike's has no interest and no affiliation with the site other than being a fan. Thanks for the laughs whoever you guys are.)
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