Mug Shot Etiquette

If you find yourself on the receiving end of a free portrait from one of your local law enforcement agencies, always, I mean ALWAYS............


remember to take those silly "Thuggy Mouse" ears off.

Moron.

All together now........

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, who's the leader of the thugs who's looking at jail for two to three?

T-H-U-G-G-Y

M-O-U-S-E

Thuggy Mouse (What a putz)
Thuggy Mouse (This guy's nuts)
With hair like that he must be drunk or high.

Call the cops,
Drop a dime.
His 'Fro alone's a crime.

T....H....U....
See ya real soon.

G....G....Y....
Why? Because you're easy to spot.

M..O..U..S..E..

Note: Credit for the name "Thuggy Mouse" belongs here from the folks in the "Comment" section.

Remember, being stupid is not a crime, but looking that way in your "mug shot" is.

Until the next time, all y'all take care of yourselves.

Air Traffic Mike, ret.